The Luxembourg Diet is a guaranteed way to lose weight quickly. It uses traditional, homeopathic methods to reduce fat intake, while avoiding all of the difficulties of regular dieting.
The Luxembourg Diet is as follows:
- Eat as much food as you like, preferably rich, fatty, French food.
- Then drink as much red wine as you like, preferably at a rate of one bottle per hour.
- Then drink even more red wine, until you vomit out all of the rich, fatty, French food.
- Repeat as necessary.
