Archive for September, 2007

A group of mad scientists in Austria has found a way to levitate water by running high voltage electricity through it. Two beakers of water are used, one with the positive and one with the negative (ground) wire. When the beakers are close enough, a “tunnel” of water begins to slowly crawl up and out of the beaker, crossing through the air to enter the other beaker, thus completing the circuit. While it’s long been known that the electro-magnetic force is much stronger than gravity, the current understanding of the properties of water don’t account for this amazing levitating ability.

More research must first be conducted before this amazing breakthrough finds its way to a circus sideshow near you.

Levitating Water

A Czech race car driver was able to speak fluent English after being knocked unconscious in a high-speed car accident. This strange ability to manifest new languages without actually having to learn them is called xenoglossy and is claimed by some to be proof of reincarnation. Scientists have recorded this strange occurrence before, but have been unable to give any plausible reason for it.

In the absence of sufficient scientific research, some lay-persons have begun their own research projects into the ability to learn new languages by suffering violent brain trauma.

This person is trying to learn Spanish:


This person is trying to learn French:

Some people want money. Others want fame. Me, I just want a Nokia E70.

  • Full QWERTY keyboard
  • Bluetooth, WLAN, UTMS, GPRS, EDGE, GSM 900/1800/1900
  • SMS, MMS, Email (POP3/IMAP), instant messaging, Internet browsing
  • Create and edit MS Office documents (Word, Excel, PowerPoint)
  • Symbian OS – (i.e. putty!!!)

Nokia E70